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  • Winner – 2015 Beverly Hills Book Award for Humor
  • Winner – 2015 International Book Awards for Humor
  • Silver Medal in Humor – Reader’s Favorite Awards
  • Illustration Award for Non-Fiction – Reader’s Favorite Awards
  • Bronze Medal in Humor – 2015 eLit Book Awards
  • Finalist – 2015 Next Generation Indie Book Awards for Parenting/Family
  • Finalist – 2015 Next Generation Indie Book Award for Best Overall Design, Non Fiction

Amazon Bestseller Celebration Sale

Save 20% off all hardcover, paperback, and audio book versions!

To celebrate Mary Mary Quite: On Raising Children (And Other Mind-Altering Substances) becoming an Amazon Bestseller (#1 in Humor and #1 in Parenting and Families categories), I am having a celebration sale.

 


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Mary Mary Quite: On Raising Children (And Other Mind-Altering Substances)

MMQ and old Hunk raised five kids, assorted grandkids, two cats, three dogs, rodents galore, all kinds of reptiles, a boatload of fish, brain coral, and a Mexican tarantula named Mad Max. It was crazy. But their drug of choice has always been laughter.

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“Hilarious! I’ve read the entire book three times, and each time I found something new to appreciate. There are great messages in these stories, but they’re subtle. I didn’t realize I was picking them up until my third read.” MMQ’s literary doppelganger and fellow anglophile, Ruth. (Who is most-assuredly biased.)

“I looked at the illustrations with my two boys and we were in awe. They are flawless, emotional pieces that resonated with all three of us. And by flawless, I mean they are raw, in-depth snapshots of humanity. The writing is – in turn – a belly laugh and a sigh of relief, all mixed in with wonderful insight. Someone else gets it!” David’s pastor and honorary auntie, Karla. (And yes, bias is inevitable.)

COMING SOON:

MARY MARY QUITE: On Grandma Gold (And Other Anti-Aging Substances)
Hitting a bookstore or an electronic reader near you, in 2015! (Okay, maybe 2016. But 2017, for certain!)

MARY MARY QUITE: On Life in the 21st Century (And Other Anti-Social Behaviors)
Debuting in 2016, 2017, or 2018. (Care to place a bet?)